Nick & Jessica are back.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I didn't mean to see it, but there it was. On the TV. Nick and Jessica's latest special. They opened with R-O-C-K in the USA. They were off-key, they kinda rapped, and Jessica was trying to sing and her mouth was this gaping chasm. Why does she have to open her mouth that wide in order to sing? Would the notes not be able to reach the microphone if she her mouth were not so wide?

It was the scariest thing I ever saw. Like Audrey II come to life with overprocessed, blonde extensions.