Wednesday, October 31

Where have all the trick or treaters gone?

I've been home all day waiting for cute little kids in costumes and I've gotten nothing! I live in a development. When I was kid lazy parents used to drive their kids here. Boo. What the hell do I do with all this candy?

Monday, October 22

Bee TV

All right Jerry. We get it. You have a movie coming out. Really, did Dreamworks think this movie needed mini comedy spots starring Jerry Seinfeld on NBC for over a month? What animated movie opening in November doesn't go well? All you had to say was "Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock. From the creators of Shrek." Every kid and their mother is going to see this movie, so just stop with all the friggin' commercials already.

Sunday, October 21

Danny Houston is one scary vampire

Seriously where did this guy come from? I know he's acting royalty but it's like he burst onto the scene a few years ago and he's just totally intense. In 30 Days of Night he was like Bela Lugosi meets Nosferatu on steroids -- terrifying and yet charming. I really need a film journalist to interview him and find out what makes him tick. Oh wait, is there even such a thing as film journalism anymore?