Tuesday, May 31

Thank You WB!

The WB11 replayed the season finale so those of us with TiVo could watch Lorlei ask Luke to marry her. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. Maybe sending angry e-mails does make a difference. Ummm . . . probably not, but I'll just pretend like my missive made a difference. Go me!

Monday, May 23

24 is freaking me out.

Seriously. I can't even breathe. I'm TiVoing, so I'm an hour behind. And I can't friggin' stand it.

The VP turned Prez is the most spineless man I've ever seen. Mia/Mandy is the coolest assasin I've ever seen. I. Can't. Stand. It.

Edited to add . . .
Kinda anti-climatic. But I still hate that VP. What an asshole.

Nick & Jessica are back.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I didn't mean to see it, but there it was. On the TV. Nick and Jessica's latest special. They opened with R-O-C-K in the USA. They were off-key, they kinda rapped, and Jessica was trying to sing and her mouth was this gaping chasm. Why does she have to open her mouth that wide in order to sing? Would the notes not be able to reach the microphone if she her mouth were not so wide?

It was the scariest thing I ever saw. Like Audrey II come to life with overprocessed, blonde extensions.