Worst Bravo Hostess - You Decide

Ha, like anyone actually reads this blog.

Step It Up & Dance

Why the hell is Elizabeth Berkley hosting this show? And why does she look like a waxy, orange Barbie? And how does she still have a career?

Really, I can't past this to watch the show. Look at the picture on the right. She looks like the freakin' crypt keeper!

Oh wait, there's dancing. Yeah I'm ok again.

I love dance shows, but . . . I don't know. I just don't care about all these bitches and their crying? They should have called this show "SHUT UP and Dance."

Clash of the Choirs vs. Duel

This showdown of special edition series was no contest. On one channel you had a well manicured sportscaster refereeing a game show whose set looks suspiciously like 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'. On the other channel - a choir, featuring a 77 year old woman, singing and dancing to Bon Jovi's 'Living on a Prayer'. Like I said -- no contest!

Duel
I really like Mike Greenberg. I try to listen to 'Mike and Mike in the Morning' as often as possible. Great banter and a lot of great insight. I was super psyched to hear that he was going to be hosting this show. Not only does he have kids, but he's quite fond of Prada. So any income would probably out, but he doesn't really bring anything to the show. He's so stiff that it's a little uncomfortable to watch. Not that the show is really his fault -- it's just kinda lame. But then again so is 'Deal or No Deal' and that's a ratings blockbuster.

Clash of the Choirs
Thank you Jesus! After 'Viva Laughlin' got pulled, I was afraid that I would be robbed of pure cheesy musical joy. Thankfully NBC has answered my prayers with this FABULOUS reality competition. The choirs sounded great and the winnings will go to some awesome charities so we can all sit back and enjoy the show. There are faults her too -- way too much filler and the celebrity "judges" are also the directors of the choris competing so they don't say anything bad or really add to the proceedings. If there is a God in heaven, Michael Bolton's choir will go through to the next competition so I can watch him choose a completely inappropriate song for his choir to sing, hog the spotlight by "performing" instead of conducting, and PLAYING AIR GUITAR. Thank you again Jesus and the suits at NBC for life's little joys.

Not so shocking reality moments

I have never been the world's biggest reality show fan, but there are a few that I follow religiously. Two of my favorites are America's Next Top Model and Project Runway have always been fun, but both are starting to show their age. Really, was anyone really shocked by last night's developments?

Project Runway
I would have found Jack's early departure if not for the 8 million ads on Bravo that basically gave it away. Bravo is certainly not the first network to be guilty of this (I'm looking at you Fox!), but what is so frustrating about these slips is that it completely destroys the illusion of reality TV. I'm not stupid. I realize these shows are heavily edited and manipulated, but that doesn't mean we can't all pretend that all this drama doesn't just magically happen! Bravo, I find that hard to do that when you give away the twists in your freakin promos!

Having said that, I'm said to see Jack go. He was crazy hot, obviously talented, and fun to watch.

America's Next Top Model
Saleisha wins? Really? OMG I totally didn't see that coming! Of course we say it coming, she's the only one who is remotely pretty enough to be a freakin' model. If I were Tyra Banks I'd be getting a little nervous that Bravo is planning to make their own modeling show. They're much better at casting that you are baby.